Report from the Oral Surgeon

Well, she stuck her finger in my mouth, pushed on the spot for 2 seconds, asked if it hurt, I said no, and she told me to come back in 3 months.

It is some sort of calcification. It is unusual for white women to suffer this type of malady--typically black women are more like to get it.

If the spot continues to grow, it will have to be removed. Removal will involve approximately 3 root canals.

Let's all pray that it stops growing.