Thursday, January 22, 2009

Mixmaster Mike's Latest Rap

My husband states, "I just sat down and came up with this in 2 minutes after dinner."

Y’all are a bunch of liars and crooks,
And Dat’s the word from DJCookie Cooks
We got Bush, Cheney, and Condi Rice
Who f**ked da nation not once but twice
We went to Iraq, instead of Af Ghanistan
And forgot about all of our bridges and dams
We tortured people, we dropped da bombs
And managed to hose our stocks and bonds
But there was a boy from Chicago all along the way
Who set up to prove that any day, he could
Step up to da plate and make everybody listen
And throw these boyz a big ass wippin’
So long little Dickie and Georgie, go back to the bible
Because Obama is in charge, and that is final
The people have spoken all ovah da land
From Maine to Oregon and even in Japan
You screwed the country, you paid your buddies
And now you don’t get to preach to any body
Put your head in the toilet, and enjoy the dirty looks
And dat’s the word from Lady DJ Cookie Cooks

3 pearl(s) of wisdom:

Talmadge Gleck said...

Finally, some rap I can ENJOY......

Yo. Word.

Peace out, holmes. Or whatever.

Seraphim9 said...

Word to yo mutha.

PEACE!

From the whitest chick you know. :-)

Talmadge Gleck said...

Which leads me to a pressing question:

What kind of records do these rapper DJ types "scratch" with? Do the raid the thrift stores and make off with one of their requisite copies of Herb Alpert's Whipped Cream And Other Delights? Or Heartfelt Songs Of My Faith by Brother Jim of Antioch Baptist Church in Ecru, Miss.?

Gimme a "ho" if you be wit Da Bald Admiral Brutha.