This Year's Inspired Halloween Costumes

Every year, my Halloween partying friends post beautiful pictures of themselves dressed to the 9's in fabulous costumes with wonderful make up and clever themes to their costumes.

The General and I don't have time for that. We want quick and easy, down and dirty, and most importantly, cheap.

This year, however, costuming was important due to the Melting Pot's 25 dollar "gift card" (really a coupon) if you showed up dressed in costume.

I really sweated what we should go as, and I think you will agree I made the correct decision.



What the hell are we, you ask?

Paper or Plastic.

I only hope I get away as quick and cheap next year.