Showing posts with label net favorites. Show all posts
Showing posts with label net favorites. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Can I Be Famous?

A few weeks ago, I got an email from Yahoo about their new Contributor program.  This allows you to sign up to write selected articles for them about various news events.  I think I was sent the notice because I am a fan of their Royal Wedding updates on Facebook.

Anyway, I clicked on over and signed up and listed the Royal Wedding as an interest of mine and a week or so ago, I was sent an alert that they were looking for “unique” articles about some aspect of the wedding.  I chose to write about the Welsh island where William and Kate are going to live after the wedding.

Well, guess what!?  Today I was told THEY BOUGHT IT!  And PUBLISHED IT!!  I am officially a published author.  Check me out HERE!!!!!  YAHOO!  Literally :)  And I don’t know who all is sharing it, but 25 people have shared it on Facebook at last count, and 2 have shared it on Twitter.  That’s awesome.  I get performance pay as more people click on it, in addition to the base rate I was paid for the story.

So today I was offered another crack at it, and I signed up again to do another piece on the wedding.  Whereas before I was really struggling to come up with what to write about that hadn’t been covered before, this time I had 3 or 4 ideas and had to really sit and consider them.  It ultimately came down to what I could most easily find on the internet.  It’s taken me a couple of hours, but I just submitted my second piece and I hope it’s also accepted.  We’ll see!

So yeah, you can tell everyone you know the great Kate Kosior, journalist and writer :-D

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Cleaning up the Blog Roll

I plan to clean up my blog roll and side bar here in the next couple of days.  If you haven’t blogged in the past month or two, I will delete your blog unless you suggest I shouldn’t! :-)  I feel the need to clean things up everywhere!!!

Friday, March 13, 2009

Fun New Site

I was surfing around the net a week or so ago and came upon BookTour.com which is a site that allows you to put in your zip code and email address and it sends you a weekly update of upcoming book signings and author events in your area. I believe I used the Fairfax zip code and in my first email today, it gave me listings for all over DC, MD, and NoVa. Some of them I knew about, some of them I did not. It's comprehensive and easy to use, and takes a lot of the work out of it when I do go to see if there's someone coming. It included local venues like Politics and Prose, as well as chain bookstores, and the Library of Congress, the Writer's Center, even school book signings and restaurants!

Check it out and sign up today!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Returning With a Bit of Humor

Ok, so I'm back a bit. I'm probably not going to be blogging as heavily as I was prior to my little 3 week vacation, but things are getting better, or at least my ability to handle them is better, so I felt like blogging something again and here's my chance.

Back in the days of old, one of my favorite websites was www.Crank.net It was a repository of websites of conspiracy theorists, Bigfoot hunters, and other happy wackos, dubbed by the owners of the site as "Cranks, crackpoots, kooks, and loons on the net". The site was HILARIOUS. I used to love visiting the various websites and reading things like, "Note to the FBI: return my vacuum cleaner and we'll call it even, ok?" What the hell the FBI was going to do with a guy's vacuum cleaner, I do not know. Crank.net hasn't been updated in, as near as I can tell, 4 years, so after a while it lost its flair, but if you've never been there, if any of the sites are still up and running, they're worth a read.

But I digress...

It has taken some time, but I think I may have finally found the looniest crackpot on YouTube.

One of my favorite YouTubers was billyjoebob57. He hates the Bush regime with a passion to which I may only aspire. I mean, he literally writes songs about it. However, I realized earlier this week that I hadn't seen him post a video in a while. So I did a search and discovered that his account was suspended by the powers that be over there. Why, I do not know, but he started up a new account and started posting videos. I figured there would be some conspiracy theories out there about the shutdown of his account.

What I didn't expect was to run into a YouTuber called bill122460. I think Bill may take the cake as the crankiest crackpot I have ever seen on the internet. And despite the fact (or maybe because of it) that he seems to hate women, "Messicans", the entire United States government, the Rockefellers, anyone in charge of anything anywhere, and anyone behind the "New World Order", I cannot stop watching this guy.

I watched him this afternoon for an hour and finally I had to stop. I was crying I was laughing so hard, bless his heart. He is dead serious about everything he says. He's convinced that we're facing nuclear holocaust, WWIII, the Messicans will take over our food and shelters and white America will be left to die in the streets of starvation, radiation poisoning, etc. He's convinced that the world of professional wrestling deliberately killed that Chris Benoit dude to brainwash us. You name it, email it to him, and he'll probably work out that there is a huge conspiracy against it. The government was behind Oklahoma City and 9/11. Osama bin Laden is a CIA operative we are paying. The government is using sitcom TV to dumb men down so women can take over the world.

You guys have got to check him out. He is at http://www.youtube.com/user/bill122460 For starters, I'd recommend a little video entitled "So You Want the New World Order To Kill You, Right?" and move on from there.

Sweetly, he ends every video with "Have a Good Day". HILARIOUS.

Enjoy.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Happy (Belated) Easter

Thursday, February 14, 2008

I Can't Get Away!

So, I'm trying to use up my BookMooch points, like crazy, right? But after a week's time with no response, I have to cancel my requests because I mean, seriously, can't you get it together within a week's time to at least say "Yeah, I'll send your book"?

So yesterday I cancelled a pile more and left honest feedback, and last night I got 2 nasty emails. One was somewhat legitimate in that the person had emailed me, but had never hit the "accept" button on the BookMooch site, and how am I supposed to remember that she had accepted the mooch? Especially in light of the fact that I have requested no fewer than 26 books from that stupid site in the last two weeks.

The other lady was mysteriously "out of town" and "had a good reason" why she did not respond. Um, hello. It's called a vacation hold. Use it.

So, I WAS down to only 2 credits left on this site, and now I'm back up to 9. Figures. I'm tenacious, though. I'm determined to use them. The bitch of it is is that every time you leave feedback, the stupid site gives you another 1/10th of a credit. So I may never get down to the end.

Anyone need any books?

Monday, December 10, 2007

New Video Addiction

If you're looking for some awesome comedy about the creation of the universe, a God who's kind of a weenie, and a really HAWT Jesus, go to www.crackle.com, click on "Shows" and watch all the episodes you can of "Mr. Diety". It is absolutely hilarious and really very smart.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

If You Want a Good Laugh...

...click here.

Friday, March 30, 2007

*Happy Sigh*

You ever have one of those times where you feel like you've participated in something sentimental and it just feels so stinkin' good you want to dissolve into a little pile of happiness slush? Yeah, it's one of those days.

I've been active on YouTube for a while--probably a year. When I say "active" I mean that I've been watching videos. I've posted about 10 videos, which are probably LAME to anyone but the people surrounding me on a daily basis. And even to them, probably pretty lame.

So anyway, this past weekend I got a PM from a guy named Curt that he was seeking people to collaborate on a video for a guy whose videos we all enjoy. And he asked me to participate. I couldn't very well say no! So I sent in a little clip and Wednesday the collaborative video was released, followed by a response video on Thursday and a response to the response today.

I've got a case of the warm fuzzies all over the place. Everyone's laughing, crying, if we were altogether in person, we'd all just go ahead, break out the ice cream and play Truth or Dare.

It's a rare thing to happen on line. I don't know if it's on account of it being on video or what, but it's about the nicest thing I can remember participating in with a bunch of strangers since I don't know when...

Saturday, February 24, 2007

BookMooch v. Paperback Swap

On my quest to get some free/cheap books for my 100 Books for 2007 goal, after hearing about PaperbackSwap, I signed up for it, and then Lesley told me about BookMooch.com so I've signed up for that one as well. It's been a couple of weeks since I've used both sites, and I'm here with my pros and cons of each one!

I signed up for and listed 15 books with each site. This gave me 3 credits on PaperbackSwap and 2.7 credits on BookMooch.com

Ok, so here's the deal. I like certain aspects of each site better than the other. If they could combine their two ideas into one site, it would kick tail.

Credits

On Paperback Swap, you get your initial 3 credits for posting 9 books. You can post 100 more books and get no more credits for posting books. I find that disappointing. I've now posted 30+ books on PaperbackSwap and have zero credits, since I've requested several books. The only way I've found to add credits to my account so I can get more books, apart from swapping books (I'll get to that), is to purchase quick credits for $2.75 a piece. Now, that's not bad for a book, it's a heck of a lot cheaper than $12 for a paperback or $24+ for a hardcover. But still, I'm contributing a pile of books to your site, and by rights, I should have at least 9 credits for all those books, and instead have zero.

BookMooch is the same. You get your initial credits, and then that's it, until your books are requested. However, what's slightly different about BookMooch (and slightly better) is that if you contribute to the site in some way (leaving feedback, for example), then you get 1/10th of a credit. For instance, I received a book in the mail a couple of days ago, and just logged on to say how I felt about the transaction, and they awarded me 1/10 of a point for the effort. The downside is that I don't really see what I can get for 7/10 of a point I have at the moment.

Still, on this one, I give the slight edge to BookMooch.

Ease of Use

Both sites have their ups and downs.

For my money, BM is a little bit clunkier. You have to log on in one of those pop up windows each time you go to the site after shutting your browser, while PBS remembers you.

The colors are nicer on the BM site, and I like their 3 book logo better than the 3 recycling arrows of PBS. BM's navigation menu is in tabs across the top, while PBS's are larger and along the left hand side of the site. Neither one is difficult to read, but PBS's are ever so slightly easier.

I'm giving this one to PBS, but only by a hair.

Searching for Books

The minute you open the PBS site, you can do a search from the homepage. With BM, you have to log in and then click on "Browse" and then you can search. However, with BM, once you're logged in, your information is immediately displayed on the main page (# of credits, # of swaps, etc.). On PBS, you have to click on "Name's Account" before you can see your credit and swapping information.

Where their search pages are concerned, the BM site is a bit more spartan. When logging on to search for books, you can search the site, search Amazon.com or search a particular member's book shelf. Those are all the options listed.

When clicking on the search page for PBS, you can search by title, author, or ISBN, click a new tab and search by member, or browse genres (they also have subcategories), click by letter to search by title or author (if you're too lazy to type it in), or you can see the most recently posted and popular books. If you do a search and the book you want is not listed in the system, you can do a search of "unposted books" and add the book to your wish list.

Now, I've done a basic search on the book The Ha Ha by Dave King, which is a book I'm dying to get my hands on. When I search "The Ha Ha", it is the first book that comes up on the PBS site. When I search for it on BM, it does not come up at all. So I also search Dave King. Dave King doesn't show up on BM. However, at the bottom of the BM search results page, I can "search unavailable books" and when I do so, Dave King's The Ha Ha comes up as the first book. (In the interest of full disclosure, I must say, I did find the book on BM a couple of days ago and ordered it.)

So on this one, I must say, PBS wins for being more intuitive and less work.

Swapping

Each site makes it fairly easy to swap. Obviously, since this is the whole point of the site, but once you've navigated the search and found your book, all you do is click on "Order this book" or "Mooch this Book" and you move on to the next step.

PBS puts "Order this book" in a great big button right on top of the book description, while BM's button is smaller and off to one side.

Now, as the sender primarily, since I haven't built up a lot of credits right now, I'm going to tell you that I *heart* PBS's mailing system. Once you get an email that a book on your shelf has been requested, it gives you a two step process. Number one, print out a wrapper. The wrapper is pre-addressed and the postage pre-measured for you. You print it out on standard computer paper, tape the paper around your book, add stamps and shove it in the mail. When done, you confirm that it has been mailed. When received, the person requesting it goes on and clicks a button that says the book has arrived, and you get your credit. You get email reminders every step of the way.

BM's is more "labor intensive"... Wrappers are not included, so you have to wrap the book and address it yourself. Once you've mailed the book, it's on you to go back on the site, find the 'confirm mailing' button, and say it's been mailed.

I've only just mailed my first book for that site, so I'm not sure what will happen once the book is received. We'll have to see.

One thing about BM is that once you agree to mail the book, you get your credit. So really, there's no impetus on the mailer to mail the book... you have your credit, so why bother. On the other hand, with PBS, if you request a book, not only is the credit removed from your account, but it is not given to the mailer until you confirm that the book has arrived. That way, everyone is responsible.

Additionally, BM doesn't make you guarantee that the condition of your book is any good. Consequently, the first book I received from BM was stained with coffee. All the books I've received from PBS have been in excellent condition. You must confirm before listing that your book is in good shape with no visible damage and the covers are in tact when you list with PBS. That is not the case with BM, and I'm sad to say that the book bears this out.

So again, on this one, PBS gets it right.

Listing Books

Both sites make it easy to list your books. Simply flip your book over, type the ISBN number into the box, and the book pops up. Confirm it's the book you have and it's listed!

One downside of PBS is that if you have multiple copies of the same book, you cannot list it twice. You must wait until your first copy is requested and mailed, and then re-list the second copy. This is not the case for BM. If you have multiple copies, list them all!

Additionally, if you don't confirm that you have mailed a book, and the book request expires, you must re-list the book, ask the person who requested it to please re-request it, and then confirm the sending. This happened to me, and fortunately the requester was gracious about it. I had put the book in the mail, just hadn't clicked the button to confirm it had been sent. (This refers to PBS--BM doesn't seem to have a timetable for confirming that you've mailed a book...)

For that reason, I give the edge to BM in this category.

ETC.

BOTH

Both sites offer users the chance to create buddy/friend lists of other users. Since two girls in my book club use PBS, they are both listed on my friend's list.

BOOKMOOCH

BM offers the chance to donate your points/credits to charity or to a friend.

PAPERBACK SWAP

PBS has a "fun and games" section where you can play 20 questions surrounding books.

PBS also offers a kiosk where you can purchase PBS items, including points, mugs, mousepads, hats, shirts, pencils, etc.

PBS also offers the "box of books" program. You sign up and agree to swap entire boxes of books with a fellow member. The downside (if there is one) is that you do have to take those to the post office and mail them media mail, rather than just slapping some stamps on the box and sending them.

PBS is much more of a community site. There are discussion forums and there's a chat room, whereas BM is more of a list 'em, mail 'em business type of site. PBS even has a writer's forum where you can submit your writing and have other writers critique what you've done.

Advantage: PBS--it's more fun.

Summary

Both sites have definite advantages and disadvantages. I'm more in love with PBS. There's more to do, they seem to have a broader inventory, and it's easier for me to use on most accounts.

In a perfect world, if I were combining the two sites, here's what I'd take from both of them...

1. Get more credits for participating in the site.
2. All the community benefits
3. The charity donation option
4. The decorations of BM with the ease of use of PBS
5. The ease of listing, and the ability to list multiple copies
6. Mailing wrappers available for printing
7. Responsibility on both the sender and the receiver

Overall, the advantage goes to PBS, but I will keep my books listed in both places, so that I can hopefully get rid of the 35+ books I want out of my house. Thanks to Lesley and Maritza for recommending both.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

A Couple of BookCrossing type sites

These are new to me, maybe they're new to you too!

The first is called PaperbackSwap.com. You go on and register your books (paperback or otherwise) that you'd like to get rid of, and people request them. You print off a pre-printed media mail wrapper, wrap the book, add the postage and send it off. It's kind of like BookCrossing, only without the "dropping off a random book in a public place" kind of thing. This is strictly by request only. I have already gotten one book requested, and it was a real strange book that my sister got from a library discard bin, so you never know who's looking for what! You earn points for each book you swap, and I guess you can use those points to request books for yourself. I'm still exploring the site. :-)

The second is IListenToBooks.com, which is a site for "bookcrossing" audiobooks. This is of particular interest to me, as Michael and I love to read together, but sometimes it's nice to let someone else do the reading! I've just registered with it tonight, and I'm going to enjoy looking for some great audiobooks in the area.

So just a couple of more options if you've got books lying around the house that you want to get rid of!

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Featured Again on Gather.com

My below blog entry, "January Reading Extravaganza", will be featured on Gather.com today between 9am and 1pm. If you're on line and want to share in my 15 minutes, check me out over there :-)

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Excitement @ Gather.com

I logged onto www.gather.com this morning, as it's just the most fascinating site! Every morning, they have a featured article, as well as a featured group, featured members, and featured photographs.

This morning, my picture of the Iwo Jima Memorial in DC is the top featured photograph!!!

So if you haven't checked it out yet, go on over there, scroll down to "featured images" and you'll see me right on the very first page! :-)

I'm so excited! I put my pictures up there in the hopes of getting them seen and critiqued by a larger audience, and hopefully this will jumpstart that!! WOO HOO!!

Friday, January 12, 2007

Better than MySpace?

I have a new website that may just take over my life...

Gather.com is a gathering place for writers, artists, etc., set up similarly to MySpace.

There are places for you to post writing samples, photography and art samples, and to connect with others who are doing the same.

I'll be entering my NaNoWriMo novel into their writing competition as well, so maybe I'll walk away with a prize! :-)

Check it out!!! My username there is katekosior.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Where Does the Time Go?

Just yesterday it was Thanksgiving... I have no shopping done for Christmas, nor do I have any of my cards sent out, or my indoor decorating complete. I haven't listened to Christmas CD's nonstop, nor have I baked all the cookies I need to. And on Friday, I leave for 4 days in Florida, smack dab in the middle of everything!!!

It's been crazy. In November, I got sick, and with NaNoWriMo, things got REALLY backed up around the house. I cleaned the daylights out of everything before my dad got here, but of course, Hurricane George and Hurricane Judy simultaneously swept through, and pretty much laid waste to my hard work. But I haven't done a whole lot to make up for it--the circulars from black Friday are STILL strewn around the coffee table... Too much energy to pick them up.

Plus my cold has been dragging on and on and on. To date I am mostly fine, although I do have a nagging frog in my throat.

I've been busy sending "the book" around and trying to solicit feedback from it. My in-laws LOVED it and Michael LOVED it, but haven't heard from my own family yet. I'm working on a little worksheet to give the people who read it and then I'll send it out to a few folks. I found an option for getting it published and copyrighted, and I'm hopeful that it might work out, but I have some work to do on it still. If you're interested in possibly reading it, let me know. We had our "Thank God It's Over" party last night here in Fredericksburg, but actually, I'm kind of disappointed that it's over. I don't know what to do with myself, and until I get some more feedback, I don't have any real ideas about areas for improvement. My sister gave me a couple of suggestions back in November for just one of the chapters, and I was able to add 3,000 words in one sitting, so it's definitely valuable to hear what other people think. Oh, and I read an excerpt at the TGIO party and was well received. So that's good.

I've started YouTubing for real, and have posted 5 (?) videos to date. I love the new video camera--it's tons of fun.

And before you ask, no, I don't know what I want for Christmas. :-P

Otherwise, it's quiet. I'll spend tonight cleaning the house and then tomorrow Michael and I are going to see "For Your Consideration." Then Friday night I fly out around 8pm. I haven't been to the Orlando Airport in a LONG time, so it'll be interesting to try and find my mother there. And just as I was getting Tampa down pat. DARN IT.

When I get back, fortunately it's a pay week, and so I can do the Christmas shopping for real, and will probably spend all day on the 22nd doing the baking. Cards, I just don't know... It's even a pain at this point trying to get to the post office. UGH.

So that's the update for now... Ta ta!

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

My New Favorite YouTube Video



Thank God I'm not the only one who runs around my house doing such things... :)

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

NaNoWriMo & YouTube Updates

Well, it has been a little while since I've posted to my blog, mainly because I was a) out of town; and b) didn't want to waste words here while I've been writing my NaNoWriMo book.

When I started writing my novel, I had great aspirations of writing the western version of "Gone With the Wind" or something like that. In fact, it's just turned into your basic chick lit kind of book, and not the epic novel I had planned. I have no problems with that--I may not have an epic novel within me. I may just have to write something a little bit fun.

In any event, today I crossed the 30K line. Considering that for at least 3 of the first 15 days of November, I didn't write anything, 30K is pretty freakin' impressive. It adds up to roughly 80 pages. Probably a bit more. I just discovered that my compilation file has crapped out. So I'll have to do it over again.

We spent the long weekend in Kentucky last weekend, visiting my friend Tim and his family. Wow, what a blast. I haven't seen Tim in WAY too long--six years. He and his wife are the nicest people, the most gracious, you would ever want to meet. His two daughters are adorable. Tim has a HUGE plot of land, and he got a golf cart to use while he does the weedwhacking and all that jazz. I asked him if he'd teach Michael to drive it, and he said he sure would. I took some video and I've posted it on YouTube. You can find it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvR3q0vuZkU The film is quite jumpy since the 2-and-4-year-olds were jumping on me, plus I was laughing my head off when Tim would yell, "LEFT! LEFT!" or when they ran into a low tree branch. Michael did a great job for his first time driving.

The rest of the time was great as well. I had a ball playing with the kids--we need to get some of our own--and we saw the sights of Franklin, KY. This included a stuffed horse that had died in 1936, named Blinky. I may have to post the video of that as well.

So that's about all from here. Playing with the new video camera, visiting old friends, and writing my great novel. I'll check back in soon--I just want to keep up the pace!!! I've got a bad cold, so I'm trying to write through a clogged head. Not easy. :)

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Well, I did it...

...I finally joined MySpace and become a MySpace community member...

I have to say, it is kind of an addicting little site. I went through and looked at my high school and found a bunch of old friends I went to school with, and then college, and rated my professors.

It's nicely laid out, and frankly, kind of addicting.

if you're on MySpace, check me out:

http://www.myspace.com/katekosior

:-)

Friday, July 21, 2006

Barry Blogged

I think we're becoming Dave Barry groupies. He's been to DC three times in the past two years, and we haven't missed an appearance.

Plus, I regularly read his blog and leave comments if I feel like it--I'm not much of a "joiner" on these things.

At any rate, I've been Barry blogged twice in the past week, and that probably means it's official... I'm definitely beyond your average reader, at any rate.

Not only did he post a link that I sent him last week, but this week, he posted my picture, as some other Barry Bloggers and I met last night at his latest book signing and took a group picture with him.

Check it out:

http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/

Yeah, OK, I'm all about myself today.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

I Oughta Work on the Help Desk

It's after midnight last night when I finally got home last night... I wanted to play with my grandbuns...

The house is dark, except for the porch lights, which the General thoughtfully put on...

I walk up to the door and I hear the computer... Yes, it's 12:15, the General has to be up by 4 and he's on the computer.

Ok, not my problem. I get inside, and flip on the switch for the hallway.

A lightbulb blows and we are plunged back into total darkness.

Ok, no problem. The General comes downstairs, absolutely sobbing.

"Honey, what's wrong?!"

"This has been the worst night!"

"Why? What happened?"

SNUFFLE SOB SOB SNUFFLE

"OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED!? DID SOMEONE DIE!? TALK TO ME!"

"Art cancelled for tomorrow and I had to get Little Anne to come get me and I have a training class and the computer diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied" SOB SOB SOB

"Ok, ok, what's wrong with the computer?"

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave a viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssss"

"Ok, is it still useable?"

"Yes, but I don't know anyone here to help me and pop ups keep going off and I can't get them to stop and I don't know anyone here and AdAware shut down and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit and it's been going on aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllll niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight." SOB SOB SOB

(Mind you this is all taking place in the dark)

"Ok, hold on a second, I'm just going to put on a light and I'll come take a look"

I flick the kitchen switch... Nothing. Hmmmm... That's strange.

Flick on the dining room light. Nothing, no light. Hmmmm... That's strange.

Microwave, oven, stove, fridge all operational... Flick on the outside lights. Nothing. Ok, must have tripped a breaker.

Go downstairs, fumble around while the fluorescents light up... Find "Overhead kitchen lights" breaker, and flip it. Go back upstairs.

Nothing, no light. The lights are dead.

"Ok, honey, we have a minor electrical issue here. There's no light inside or on the main floor."

"Well that's a real kick in the ass, when it rains it pours."

Sometimes there's nothing to do but sit down and laugh or cry when you get to that point... So I forced the General to go to bed, and said I would look into everything in the morning.

I went to work (gotta love those rural county days--I LOVE Orange County!!!) and when I got home, I called our neighbor Jack, my one true hero, to ask if he could recommend an electrician. He said he would be right over.

Well, the breaker marked "Furnace" turned out to be the breaker for the overhead lights, which came on like a charm. Apparently what happened was that when the bulb blew out in the light in the hallway, a wire broke and crossed another wire inside the bulb and caused a short.

Ok, so on to the great machine. I finally, after battling with it for quite some time, discovered that we'd been infected by W32.myzor.fk.fy and did a search on that. I followed the directions for the first suggested fix I came to, and with one call to my husband to find out how to launch "safe mode", I had the machine fixed myself... Granted, it took quite a while, but that was only because the scanning took a good chunk of time.

I highly, highly recommend http://remove-spy.blogspot.com if you run into a spyware, malware/trojan/virus/adware/backdoor situation you can't figure out. If I can make it work from their directions, ANY ONE can. Their directions allowed me to clear out what Symantec, Microsoft, and AdAware all missed.

I called the General with the good news, and he immediately decided I should be a help desk engineer! That might be pretty cool :)